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About The Wizard Tim

Tim the lazy overweight wizard has his dream job.  As the town wizard for a halfling town named Halfass, he never has to do anything except eat, nap, and do absolutely nothing.


However, even the best posts don't last forever...

The Wizard Tim is a comedy-fantasy fiction novel, and contains foul language, strongly suggestive themes and overtly offensive topics.  Reader discretion is advised.

How to Access Your NFT Book on

If you've bought the book NFT, maker sure to head over to and create an account and connect your Cardano wallet.  The Wizard Tim is currently an NFT book on the Cardano blockchain and the only way to read the book currently is through the website.

More Reading

Read The Tales of 2372

And other stories and books created by Tim and Joe.



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Let's talk about books, pie, and the art of laziness.

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